25
Apr
"Ma'am, can you step out of the vehicle." My wife looked at him with what I'm sure was the most drunken look he had ever seen, but I might be wrong. We hadn't been going that fast and I was pretty sure that we had been staying between the lines, but being half drunk myself, I didn't help. She turned to me and even with the drunken stupor, anger was written all over her face, I would have laughed but I'm sure that it would have driven her into a rage.I leaned back in my seat and let the warmth…